Can Four YouTubers Sail an 18th-Century Frigate Back to Port? Three Days Aboard the Shtandart

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Overview

Michelle Khare set out to test whether a group of YouTubers in 2023 could do what sailors routinely did in the 18th century: learn to operate a square-rigged sailing ship and bring it safely back to shore. The motivation is partly personal. Khare says ancestors crossed the Atlantic in the 17th century on a ship "not unlike this," and it baffles Khare that anyone crossed open water without Google Maps. Over roughly 48 hours aboard the frigate Shtandart, Khare and three fellow creators were trained by the ship's captain and crew. At the end they had to navigate the vessel back to La Rochelle themselves.

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0:35

An Unlikely Crew

Khare calls the group "the most unlikely crew." Max Fosh, a British YouTuber who describes the specialty as "doing incredibly silly things," had met Khare once, for about three hours, before agreeing to spend 48 hours on what Fosh calls a pirate ship. Fosh claims to have "the softest hands in the world" from never doing manual labor. Sam Denby runs Wendover Productions, Half as Interesting and Jet Lag: The Game. Denby suspects the invitation came only because Michael Reeves hadn't answered Khare's Instagram DMs. Reeves, who mainly builds robotics projects "on land," did eventually reply, two weeks late, and joined too.

The group expected a staged experience. Denby says he assumed it would be one of those shoots where "we pull the ropes for the camera." That assumption fell apart on the tour. The capstan used to raise the anchor has no electrical or hydraulic assistance, and the anchor alone weighs 250 kilograms. If the four of them didn't lift it, the ship would stay where it was. The tour also covered hammocks on the quarter deck, the captain's and first officer's cabins, and the toilets. When someone asked whether people had fallen overboard, a crew member said that human life "was not that treasurable as now," and that anyone not brave enough to keep themselves inside the boat was simply out of luck.

5:03

The Captain and the Ship

The ship's captain is Vladimir Martus, who also built it. Martus explains that the Shtandart is a true replica built with the same technologies as the 1703 original, and that construction took six years of "learning by doing, making mistakes." He describes it as a three-masted ship with nine sails on three masts and the bowsprit. The cannon challenge later in the trip refers to it as a 28-gun frigate.

Martus is blunt about how the YouTubers look on arrival: "definitely not like a professional sailor," and people who "obviously know nothing about sailing or ships or sails." He still thinks a day and a half is enough for them to learn the ropes and steer the ship back to harbor. "No problem with that," he says, against the crew's tally of 148 ropes and four people. He frames the trip as a philosophy rather than a stunt. He believes people should, from time to time, "put your hands on something real," and face a real challenge instead of the challenge of finding another customer or growing an audience.

5:55

Leaving La Rochelle Through a Narrow Bridge

The first challenge was to sail out of the harbor at La Rochelle through a very narrow channel. The way was lined with expensive-looking yachts, and once the bridge opened they had only a few minutes to get through. The crew worked the wheel while the captain called out commands like "hard to port" and "ten to starboard." The steering wheel was smaller than Fosh expected, and Fosh joked about it. Reeves predicted, "We're going to sink this boat, bro." Denby said, repeatedly, that "they shouldn't be giving us responsibility." Fosh chose to stay relaxed on the grounds that "it's Michelle's video, even if it all goes wrong that's on Michelle."

They made it through. Afterward the captain said the dangerous part wasn't where they thought. At the bridge, there had been only half a meter between the end of the yard and the bridge structure, so they nearly clipped the sails.

8:38

Swabbing the Deck, and What It's Actually For

Their first task at sea was to swab the deck. Khare had always assumed from movies that this was just cleaning, but learned it serves another purpose. Soaking salt water into the hull's wood prevents fungus and bacteria from growing and helps the ship last. The whole group does it every morning.

It was harder than they expected. After they finished the main deck, they were told it wasn't good enough and had to do it again once the quarter deck was done. Denby couldn't see how anyone could tell it was dirty, since it all looked the same. Then a crew member walked over, pointed out specks, and was right. A job they had pictured as two minutes took a good half hour. Reeves said he'd expected a museum ship where staff yell at visitors for touching things, and preferred this. Khare called it "an interactive museum."

11:23

Learning the Ropes

With the deck done, the crew began learning the rigging. In 24 hours they would be responsible for sailing the ship back to land. The captain explained the basic idea: the sails have to be set in the right position, and the yards have to be trimmed. Braces turn the yards left and right to catch the wind, and sheets fill the sail from a given side. One small maneuver, he said, can involve 36 different points where a rope must be released, pulled and secured again. The crew practiced belaying ropes on pins: under the pin, a figure eight, a second turn laid flat against the plank, then a locking turn.

Denby estimated they had learned about five of "the 3,000 ropes on this thing," exaggerating for effect. Later, Denby reflected that the pace of learning was unfamiliar and intimidating. There's always something to do, and on the first day Denby was mentally exhausted from wondering, "when does this ever end?" The day closed with preparing and dropping the anchor, all sails taken in. Khare noted that this had only been the training day. The next day they would head out into the Atlantic.

14:12

The Anchor Watch and Social Anxiety

The four thought their workday was over, but it wasn't. They were assigned anchor watch: making sure the ship stayed in place overnight while everyone else slept. Martus showed them how to monitor the ship's position on the instruments. If it drifted outside a marked circle, they had to wake the crew right away so the ship wouldn't drag anchor into its surroundings. The group admitted they had half thought he was just showing them something cool. Someone remarked that by now they should know nothing here is for fun.

The ship then drifted outside the circle, and the group started arguing about whether that really counted. Denby suggested it depended on the trend line, whether they were clearly moving away. Another member pointed out that the instructions simply said "outside the circle." Someone concluded that "the fear of us waking someone up is greater than us drifting into an island." Reeves, cast as the engineer, gave the final call: it was outside the circle, so they had to wake someone. The officer they woke checked the screen. Everything was fine and the ship had essentially no speed. But it had been outside the circle for more than half an hour, so they should have come sooner. Their explanation was that they had "social anxiety." (A sponsored segment follows here and is omitted.)

19:07

Raising the Anchor by Hand

On the second day, before heading farther into the Atlantic, the crew had to raise the anchor using the capstan. Bars slot into it, and the crew pushes them around. The captain said the anchor is 250 kg and the chain another 200 to 300 kg, that it's somewhat dangerous, and that the whole operation might take an hour. Denby couldn't understand how it could take that long.

Fosh used the moment to reflect: Fosh is "inherently quite a cut corners kind of guy," always trying to make life as easy as possible, and this experience was about "doing things the right way" and "really working for your survival." Partway through, the crew got a five-minute break and learned the last ten meters would be the hardest. By then the anchor hangs free, and in effect the crew had been pulling the ship toward the anchor until that point. They got it in, and someone exclaimed they wanted to "pop a bottle of shipping."

23:15

Captain's Log: Doubts About the Team

In a mock captain's log, Khare took stock after 24 hours. Things were more involved than anyone expected. Khare noted that Denby kept questioning the captain's every command, and wondered whether Denby couldn't listen to authority or just didn't trust Khare yet. Reeves, by contrast, seemed in his element, often gazing at the ocean "with a childlike wonder." Khare admitted uncertainty about whether this crew could ever become a real team.

24:01

Firing a Cannon

The next challenge was to load, charge and fire one of the frigate's cannons, each weighing about 500 kg. The crew first hauled the gun into position, with the "enemy" designated on the port side. When fishing boats passed, someone asked whether to wait for the "civilians" and refused to fire at "innocent fishermen." After rounds of pushing back and pulling forward on count, a gun captain was chosen. After a five-second countdown and a horn, Reeves lit it. Reeves said it felt "like a million bucks."

Reeves was struck by how much the crew trusted them, saying the hands-on nature of the trip had been a pleasant surprise. Reeves also said he understood the allure of being "where no one is and you just have to make it happen."

25:44

Sam Denby and Giving Up Control

Khare observed that Reeves and Fosh were figuring things out while Denby was still struggling to give up control. Denby offered a self-explanation. Becoming a creator at about 18, right out of high school, Denby quickly had to handle taxes and be responsible for other people. That was a fast jump into adulthood, and on land Denby naturally ends up as a leader. On the ship, Denby admitted, the others caught on faster, and Denby was mostly following, especially Khare's lead. Denby also found the work becoming "kind of meditative": go over, pull a rope.

Martus offered a generational observation. Old-school people like him differ from a younger generation that spends a lot of time on their phones and doesn't pay attention to others at the table. Still, he said, as they got to know each other better, he found them "nice and clever guys."

27:24

Climbing the 100-Foot Mast

Khare decided the crew's camaraderie was "off to a pretty good start" but still had "a way to go." To strengthen it before the final challenge, Khare chose a task real sailors performed to repair sails, untangle lines, and help raise or lower sails: climbing the roughly 100-foot mast. Khare noted that their harnesses were useless for 85% of the climb.

The climb was crowded and frightening. One person warned that if they vomited, it would land on Denby. Another commented that the ladder was "not very safe," and Fosh climbed in "absolutely enormous boots." Denby, though, called it "awesome," and wondered aloud how a first YouTube video had led here. Martus explained that climbing is also how the crew assesses trainees psychologically, to see whether they are brave and mentally strong or weak. He judged this team "very strong." When Khare asked whether they were closer as a team, someone called it "trauma bonding." That night, someone improvised a bedtime story about four intrepid explorers on a rocking sea.

33:17

The Final Challenge: Finding La Rochelle

On the last morning, after a final task hoisting a flag (Khare's first attempt was too tight and needed a second take), Martus gave the challenge: return the Shtandart to La Rochelle, about 20 to 25 miles away. Asked which direction, he answered, "That's what you have to find out." After 24 hours of sailing, they had no clear idea where they were, and when asked, everyone pointed somewhere different.

They started with the compass, which showed them heading between north and northwest. On a large chart (one person found their own home on it), the group reasoned that they had left the bay from the south and followed the coast north. That meant they could come back in from the top, assuming the land in question was an island. The wind was also shifting.

To turn around, Fosh explained that they should watch the ropes on the port side of each sail. As the ship came about, the yards had to be flipped so the wind would catch the other side. They called the crew over the intercom. The crew had been instructed to follow their commands "even if what we say is completely wrong," and Fosh found himself, somewhat suddenly, giving orders. Someone remarked that the crew was "trusting us way too much." The ship came around. The compass showed they weren't yet fully south because they were still turning, but land was on their left, as they wanted. Martus said he was seriously impressed: nothing broken and the ship heading roughly in the right direction.

Next they had to work out how to use the available wind. They debated which side to haul given the wind direction, and someone asked Fosh whether he was a secret sailor. Their plan was to turn the wheel to starboard, set the main three sails top first, and then return the rudder to midships. When they asked whether they could start with the mainsail, Martus told them they could do whatever they liked: "the ship is yours." Each sail opened on a countdown, and the mainsail was declared "as open as it's ever been."

Then came the corrections. The ship turned very slowly. They read the flag to judge the wind and squared the yards perpendicular to it. When a sail wouldn't set properly, they traced the problem to a line that needed loosening far below. Finally they went around tightening slack lines. Martus told Khare that everything was "really well done," and to take the wheel and steer for La Rochelle. When land came into view, Fosh confirmed it was the city.

40:39

Reflections on Land

Back in port, the YouTubers reflected on the experience. One of them said they liked simply being told which rope to pull and stepping away from decision-making for a while. Denby, who had struggled most with giving up control, found that appealing. Another found it impossible to be on the water and not feel somewhat relaxed. Fosh said the silliness was still part of Fosh, but was surprised at how much Fosh knew and at being able to say confidently, "yes, this is the right thing to be doing." The group praised Martus for building the ship "so that he can learn about the world."

Martus described what the Shtandart has done since it started sailing in 2000: bringing on young people "of all nations" to teach them not just sailing but "the skill of being together," and a sense of hard work. He described it as doing what he likes in life.

Khare came back to the opening question. At the start, Khare couldn't understand how anyone spent months living on a ship like this. After only a few days, Khare said, it began to make sense: true adventure requires trust in yourself, in the people around you, and in living in the moment. Standing on solid ground again felt strange to the group, and some said they wouldn't have minded staying aboard a little longer.