Playing DORONKO WANKO: Turning a Mansion Into a Muddy Mess as a Pomeranian

The story begins with a moving truck arriving at a sparkling new home. The family is going to throw a housewarming party a week later, so they head out to buy party supplies. The mother, left at home, dozes off. Then a bored Pomeranian appears and, catching a nice smell from inside the house, sets out to explore indoors. That's the setup.

After reading the explanation of how to play, the streamer took it as "basically something like Splatoon." The goal is to make a mess throughout the house and find the "hidden pictures" concealed in the floors, of which there are 12 in total. Glowing patches of floor appear to mark where the hidden pictures are, and the streamer messes them up to collect the pictures one at a time. As for the Pomeranian you control, the streamer praises its round little eyes as cute.

In the first room, the streamer found a Roomba. They mention that they also recently bought a Roomba, but have been spending their days tidying up the floor for its sake. Moving to the living room, they declared they would show what happens when you don't pay attention to your beloved dog on a day off, and kept making a mess.

The kitchen also has a hidden picture. As you make a mess, presents get delivered in cardboard boxes, and the streamer went to check the contents while still holding a bottle of ketchup in the dog's mouth. Inside were a party hat and a bow tie, which they put on the Pomeranian.

Beyond the kitchen there's even a basement living space, and the streamer is amazed, wondering what you'd have to do for a living to own a mansion like this. Because there was a suspicious genie-like figurine in the living room, they joked that this might be a family "connected to that sort of thing," teasing that what looked like a heartwarming family was starting to seem a little shady.

In the bedroom, which has a bed that looks very comfortable, the streamer declared it theirs from today on and relaxed. Here too, they piled on the jokes, saying that a mansion like this must come with hefty property taxes, but if you made it a religious facility, it would be tax-exempt. The study that follows has a large desk, and the streamer revised their theory: "I was sure it was a religious corporation, but it looks like they work in car design." They messed up the study as well, found its hidden picture, and set the Roomba running on the dirty floor.

The next room is a large wine cellar lined with expensive-looking wine. When the streamer pressed a button that looked pressable, a single press sent 8,000 Pome-dollars' worth of wine bursting apart. Saying they should get out quickly "before it can be traced back to me," the streamer headed upstairs, gazing along the way at "The Milk-Pouring Dog," a parody of a Vermeer painting.

Upstairs, they find a new hat. According to the streamer, this hat isn't just cute but practical, too. Attaching a wheel found in the kitchen to the train in the kid's room sets the train in motion and opens the way to a secret room. The streamer notices that the girl who had been in the room earlier is gone, but brushes it off, saying she may have fled in terror. Imitating the narration style of a home renovation show, they described the kid's room, now slathered with color, as a once-drab room into which color had been breathed "at the hands of the master craftsman."

The secret passage from the hidden room led to the wine cellar. The streamer pressed that button once again and declared "Wine cellar destroyed."

A new package arrived in the living room, containing a mask and a "Barrel Spinner." The streamer described the Pomeranian equipped with the Barrel Spinner as having "become a weapon," and, saying nothing could stop them now, went around messing up the entire house. The streamer reflects that although they originally came looking for something that smelled nice, getting their hands on the ultimate weapon of destruction had them completely absorbed in covering the whole house in mud.

On the way to the nice-smelling room at the end, they found the last hidden picture. Once all 12 are collected, the door to the basement party room opens. Inside was a cake, and saying they were just starting to get hungry, the streamer ate it, and the game reached its ending.

After finishing, the streamer praised the game, saying that beyond the Pomeranian being cute, of course, there were lots of objects around and it was fun to wreck everything. They said spending a day off like this isn't bad either, adding that even after all this mischief, it's fine because it's such a cute doggy. They closed with a call to action: so your home doesn't end up like this, make sure to give your doggy plenty of attention on your days off.