Bryan Johnson Reviews Browney's Full-Body Health Testing Video

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Overview

Bryan Johnson reviews a video by Browney, a health and wellness creator with over 10 million YouTube subscribers and a friend of Johnson's, in which Browney spends a week putting his body through a battery of measurements. Browney says making the video turned out to be one of the hardest weeks of his life, and Johnson jokes that someone finally understands what he goes through every day. Browney's question is simple: he doesn't smoke or drink, eats healthy, and exercises daily, but is he really as healthy as he thinks? Johnson comments on each test in turn. He praises the video as an accessible introduction to self-measurement, and he flags where he would choose a different method or where he thinks Browney took unnecessary risks.

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Height and Body Scanning

The first test is a laser height measurement, which puts Browney at 178. His reaction suggests he believed he was taller. Johnson sees this as an example of a broader problem: many people overestimate their height, and people generally struggle to report their own biomarkers accurately.

Next comes a 3D body scan, in which many small cameras build a model of the body and capture measurements such as arm and waist circumference. Johnson says knowing your body measurements is useful, but he treats the scan as mostly a brand promotion. For body composition he would use the gold standard, a DEXA scan, and later in the video Browney does get one.

Johnson recommends DEXA for everybody, calling it low cost and high in information. He puts particular weight on bone mineral density, which he describes as one of the more important parts of health, and says people often have no idea what their baseline is or what to do about it. When Browney's DEXA results show muscle differences between his legs, Johnson points to this as another reason the scan is worthwhile. Knowing your muscle symmetry and asymmetry matters, he says, because asymmetries can cause problems in gait and posture.

Skin Cancer Screening and Sun Damage

A clinic scans Browney's skin with a chamber that takes 2,000 photos in 2D and 3D to map moles and markings. It also uses thermal cameras to look for signs of inflammation and to compare the two sides of the body. On Browney's back, each mole is marked with a blue square, and the clinic counts 557 moles and freckles in total.

Johnson calls this a really good data point. He says he doesn't have that data for himself and would like to. More broadly, skin is the first thing he looks at when meeting someone. He describes it as "an accounting of your life": poor food and poor sleep both show up there, and you can't hide them. Johnson says he learned from VISIA, which uses multispectral imaging, that his own skin was badly damaged. He attributes this to spending his school years competing to see how tan he could get. His advice is to protect your skin with sunscreen, or to get sun exposure in the early morning or late evening, which is his own preference.

When the clinician asks about sunscreen, Browney says he uses it as often as possible, but that he does get burned during long outdoor shoots. Johnson tells him to "up your game" on skincare. He acknowledges that going shirtless is part of the game for a muscular YouTuber, but says it isn't worth risking cancer, and he tells viewers in the same situation not to get burned.

Blood Draw and Hearing the Heart

Johnson calls himself a phlebotomist nerd and uses the blood draw to share his own approach. He sets expectations with the person drawing blood up front: they get one stick. If they hit the vein, great; if they miss, they're out. He says this prevents a painful "fishing expedition" and can reduce the anxiety many people feel about needles, because you know the draw will be minimally painful. He adds that Browney has great veins and is an easy stick.

At one station, Browney hears his own heartbeat played around him. He says he has probably heard it before, but not like this. Johnson likes the design choice. Most people have never heard their heartbeat, he says, and an experience like this gives them an "emotional bridge to health" that traditional medical practice, which he describes as very cold, usually lacks.

Heart Age and Biological Age

The video then presents a heart age result. Johnson values this mainly because it teaches people that biological age exists: a 25-year-old might have the heart of a 20-year-old or a 30-year-old. He assumes the clinic is using a simplified version of heart age. He says that is fine for building intuition, but notes that biological age can be measured in far more depth for any organ, using dozens of measurements.

Sweat Testing and Electrolytes

For the sweat test, pads on Browney's forearm pass a current to induce sweating, and a tiny tube collects the sweat. An analyzer then reports how much sodium he loses. Browney says he is curious whether he loses a lot of salt.

Johnson says he recently did sweat testing himself. He had started a sauna protocol at 200°F (93°C) and, like Browney, was having fairly severe cramps at night. He attributes the cramps to not rehydrating with the right balance of electrolytes. Even so, he wouldn't use the clinic's method. He calls it a lot of work and would instead wear a Gatorade sweat patch while exercising or sitting in the sauna. In his view, the patch is simpler and gives better, more accurate results.

Sleep

The testers also discuss sleep, particularly whether crossing time zones disrupts it. Browney mentions that friends like fitness YouTuber Will Tennyson tell him he needs more sleep. Johnson objects playfully: his number one source for sleep data should be Johnson, who calls himself the best sleeper in the world.

Eye Pressure

Browney has his eye pressure measured for the first time, a test he says he never expected to do. Johnson approves of getting a baseline. He says he has had extensive eye testing himself, around a dozen different measurements, because of his internal jugular vein stenosis. He describes this as a genetic condition in which the veins carrying blood to and from his brain are narrow, and his eyes were assessed for possible damage from it.

Grip Strength and the Mid-Thigh Pull

Grip strength is measured with a handheld device while Browney squeezes as hard as he can with his arm at his side. Johnson has a similar device at home and uses it at his "Don't Die dinners," where guests get very competitive. Browney's left hand scores slightly higher than his right, despite his being right-handed, but the difference is only 2.4%. The tester calls his result one of the highest she has seen. Johnson praises the symmetry and adds that grip strength is one of the best longevity markers for predicting all-cause mortality. He calls it a good marker for gauging where you stand for your age.

The second strength test is an isometric mid-thigh pull, which the tester describes as a deadlift that doesn't move. It measures how much force the lower body can produce. Browney goes straight to maximum effort without warming up, and here Johnson becomes openly critical. He is worried Browney could be injured and says that going from cold to maximum exertion carries far too much injury risk. Johnson says the testers should not ask people to go all-out from cold, and that an older person doing the same thing would almost certainly be injured. He distinguishes between injuries that happen while playing a sport, which he understands, and preventable ones from what he calls doing "something stupid."

Browney's results were strong. The video reports a maximum of 2955 with only 2% asymmetry, and an isometric mid-thigh figure of 2971, with no units given. Johnson calls the whole setup "built for gamification" and very fun.

Johnson ties his injury warning back to the DEXA results. Browney's legs differ by about a kilogram, and Browney suggests this could come from an earlier injury to his left ankle. For Johnson, this shows why preventable injuries are not worth it: everyone will get injured at some point in life, but you shouldn't get hurt doing something avoidable.

Altitude and Lactate Threshold Testing

Browney does two 12-minute ramp tests, one at sea level and one in a chamber simulating 2,700 meters, to compare how his body performs at altitude. Johnson says he is about to start an altitude protocol himself. He has reviewed the evidence and finds the potential benefits interesting.

The testing also identifies Browney's lactate thresholds. His LT1, or aerobic limit, is around a heart rate of 150, and his LT2, or anaerobic limit, is around 170. Browney explains that the best place to train is just below the point where lactate climbs too high: hard enough to improve, but not so hard that he burns out. Johnson calls this data incredibly valuable for knowing your thresholds and establishing a baseline. He adds that the test is sophisticated, hard to access, and potentially expensive, but that it really helps performance if you can get it.

VO2 Max

The final test is a VO2 max ramp to failure. The video explains that the general population typically scores around 30 to 40, average professional athletes score higher, and players like Cristiano Ronaldo are at the top of the scale. The tester describes VO2 max as the size of the engine: how fit you are and how much oxygen your muscles can use.

Johnson calls the test brutal, because you push yourself to the point of collapse. He notes that Browney had already done the lactate testing and what Johnson calls "the IHT stuff" that day, and was tired. Ideally, Johnson says, you should start the test fresh. He also questions the equipment. He isn't sure what device the clinic is using, while his own testing uses a clinical-grade system, which he describes as a big box with pipes, so he wonders how accurate theirs is. He also compliments the tester's encouragement during the final push.

Browney's heart rate reaches 200, and he calls the test the worst thing he has ever done. Johnson cites the "220 minus your age" rule for estimating maximum heart rate. He says it puts the maximum around 195 for someone who is 25 and that it declines a little each year, and he calls Browney's roughly 190-plus beats per minute impressive "raw horsepower." The tester puts Browney's VO2 max at around 54 or 55, which Johnson notes is the same as his own. Johnson calls VO2 max one of the strongest predictors of longevity, with large predictive power for all-cause mortality. He says it can be meaningfully improved with high-intensity interval training and Zone 2 training, and he recommends that anyone who doesn't know their VO2 max get it measured as a baseline.

Verdict

Browney ends his video by saying his lifestyle is working and that he is very happy with his results. Johnson gives the video a 10 out of 10. He calls it a good entry point for people to learn that they can measure things about their bodies and use those measurements to make decisions about health and wellness, and he says Browney's scores look great. He closes with some friendly complaints: Browney visited Johnson's house in February to film a video that hasn't been released, and Browney didn't include Johnson in this one.