Kaia Gerber and Homer Gere Trade Questions on Books, Clowns, Leather Pants and Bad Teenage Fashion
VogueIn this installment of Vogue's "Off the Cuff," Kaia Gerber and Homer Gere, the magazine's September cover stars and co-stars in The Shards, interview each other across five rounds: icebreakers, personal questions, career, style, and a lightning round. The format is playful and loose, but it covers how each of them came to acting, how they see their characters in the Bret Easton Ellis adaptation, and several of their more embarrassing fashion moments.
Icebreakers: Songs, Trivia and Press-Tour Chaos
The opening question was the last song each had listened to. One of them had checked just before filming and admitted they had hoped it would be "Horse Girl," but it turned out to be a track by Metric (transcribed as "Six Sexy"). The other said they were shocked it wasn't "Horse Girl."
On who would win a trivia competition, the two insisted the other would. Kaia pointed to Homer's college education at an Ivy League school, noting that she herself did not go to college. Homer countered that Kaia only left high school because she had finished every class available there, which Kaia confirmed: the school "did run out of classes" for her. Homer added that Kaia is very well-read and could "destroy" him in literature. Homer also mentioned that a particular book, apparently the novel behind their show, was probably the first fiction he had read in quite some time, since college.
Asked about the most chaotic thing that had happened on a shoot or on tour, neither had been on tour, and Homer noted this was his first project and first press tour. They concluded that the most chaotic press-tour moment might be the one they were living through at that moment.
Canceling Plans
For the go-to excuse when canceling plans, one of them said they usually claim to have accidentally double-booked, which they described as not entirely a lie because the second booking is with themselves, not wanting to go. The other observed they are busy enough to pull that off. The other initially said they would have to go with something like being sick, but was corrected: according to their co-star, they don't make up excuses at all and simply text, "Actually, I don't feel like it anymore," an approach the co-star said they respect and love. One of them added that they found this inspiring because they are always coming up with elaborate lies.
Getting Personal: Music, Humor and Lighting
Asked what he would tell his 16-year-old self, Homer said that playing a musical instrument is really cool, and he should have "just suck[ed] it up and do the time." Kaia assumed he played guitar. He said he only seems like he does. He had played drums in jazz band until seventh grade, and Kaia noted he had also been the lead vocalist in a band, "front man through and through." Homer joked that he had, in fact, been "on tour."
Kaia said the most common wrong assumption about her is that she has no sense of humor, particularly about herself. She said she doesn't lead with it, and her dryness can read as having no personality. Homer disagreed, saying she shares some of the most "off-the-wall" memes. As someone who is off Instagram, he said the bits of internet culture he gets through Kaia are "out of control." He also revealed that she has a secret meme account, which she confirmed.
The hill one of them would die on was overhead lighting. They said they will leave any room lit from above and want lamps, side lighting, and "small pools of light." They credited their mother for that taste and argued that anyone who disagrees hasn't experienced it the right way. The other promptly pointed to the lighting on set, and the request followed: "Dim the lights, please."
Clowns, Latex Suits and Other Fears
The most irrational fear raised was clowns. The person who named it said they "lived my nightmare" at the Upfronts, where they were taken to the stage in an elevator holding 16 clowns who were there for American Horror Story. They said they had a panic attack and tried to hide it, but "it was really not okay." The other said they found the clowns less frightening than the 16 men in latex suits, described that as a normal day, and said they had worn that latex suit themselves and loved it. They added that these weren't ordinary clowns but ones with sharp teeth. The clown-fearing one maintained that all clowns are scary. Other fears offered were "being perceived" and nuclear war. The second drew the response that it was actually very rational.
Career: Alternate Paths and Bad Advice
If one of them had to change careers for a year, they said they would want to build furniture, as a designer or carpenter. They had also recently had a "pipe dream" of going to massage school as soon as The Shards wrapped, which they said was still possible through part-time programs. Their co-star called them "so strange." The other said they would be a librarian but basically already live like one.
The worst professional advice discussed came from acting classes: don't do anything unless your scene partner makes you. The speaker said this isn't always helpful in film or TV. Sometimes a scene partner is "a little sleepy" and doesn't give much, which is fine, but you still have to watch your own back. The two then complimented each other as generous scene partners.
Homer said he was told throughout his childhood that he would of course become an actor, but he answered that he was playing baseball. That changed when a close friend was casting a short film at Brown and he auditioned. It was the first job where even a 14- to 16-hour day didn't feel like work, which he took as "a pretty good sign."
Asked whether modeling or acting comes first, Kaia cited Meg Stalter, who said she was stepping away from acting for music unless someone sent a self-tape request, a script, or a job offer, in which case she would be acting again. Kaia said her own approach is the same. When no acting work is coming in, modeling comes first. As soon as a self-tape request, meeting, or role arrives, acting takes priority. Homer called her an opportunist, and she agreed: "Absolutely."
The Shards and Their Characters
Asked for three words to describe The Shards, they offered "scary, sexy, fun," along with joking extras like "Ryan Murphy Productions" and "Brown University," which were quickly flagged as more than three words.
Kaia said she and her character, Susan, are more alike than she would like to admit. In high school she was very aware of how temporary that period is and always thought about being an adult. She sees Susan the same way: already acting like an adult and very maternal, which Kaia said she was toward everyone on set. She added that Susan "makes googly eyes at Robert, and so do I." Homer said he had sensed the match from the start, but what clinched it was seeing Kaia's handwriting and how she takes notes, which were exactly what he had imagined for Susan in the book.
On differences, the answer centered on leather pants: Homer doesn't own any, yet wore them for six months straight on the show. He said the decision was made about two days before shooting and that he developed something like Stockholm Syndrome toward them. Kaia said they fit him very well and he could still move in them.
For favorite Bret Easton Ellis adaptation, they settled on American Psycho as a classic. One had rewatched it about two weeks earlier and called it "unbelievable," praising Christian Bale's performance as unsurpassed. They then allowed that the top spot might go to The Shards, admitting their bias because "we're winning."
Style Round: Guessing the Photos
In the photo segment, Homer recognized a picture of himself in a hat in Euphoria on the Friends couch. He said he didn't know whether it was the real couch or a replica, and that he shot on the Warner Bros. lot playing the Warner Bros. lot, which he found very cool. Kaia recalled him saying "This is Hollywood." Homer clarified that he had actually said, "This is Sam Levinson," and Levinson replied, "Babe, this is Hollywood."
Kaia identified her Little Edie Halloween costume from Grey Gardens. Homer said he knew Grey Gardens mainly through Documentary Now!, the Bill Hader and Fred Armisen parody, and Kaia said that version was exactly her inspiration. She did the costume with their friend Graham Campbell, who went as Brad Pitt.
Another Euphoria photo showed Homer at a fake movie premiere, where he got to be "a rock star" for about an hour and a half while a staged crowd screamed his character's name. Kaia asked whether, now that he has walked real carpets, doing one in character was easier than doing one as himself. He said "100%," because he was playing a character, specifically "the most famous actor in the world."
The final photo showed Kaia in what she feared was "a skirt that I wore once." She confirmed it was a Topshop skirt worn with a hat at the opening of Dylan's Candy Bar in Los Angeles, when she was probably 13 or 14. Homer said he had a birthday party at Dylan's Candy Bar in first grade.
Style Influences, Eras and Regrets
For someone whose style they admire, they named castmate and friend Jordan Roth, less for his red carpets than for what he wears to set, which one of them contrasted with their own "sloppy" arrivals. Homer also named his mother, who grew up in Colorado and is a ceramicist he described as "very artsy crunchy." He said he would wear the male version of what she wears.
Kaia said the costumes in The Shards made her long for the 1980s, specifically 1981, and that she has started dressing a bit more like her character. She credited costume designers Lou and Josh with pulling real vintage from the period, which she called beautiful and chic. She said she clearly did not dress that way in high school, as the Dylan's Candy Bar photo had just shown.
The trend one of them said they would never wear was loafers. They didn't want to say "never," but they "don't get" them. If they are not wearing sneakers, they said, they are not ready to run and deal with whatever life brings. The trend one of them quietly participated in and would now deny was Vineyard Vines. Around ages 14 and 15, after moving to a high school where everyone wore the preppy whale-logo long sleeves and shirts, they said they needed to fit in, and some friends still haven't forgotten. The other hadn't heard of the brand, which prompted the question of whether it was "that much of an East Coast thing." The other suggested bringing it back ironically, adding, "I want you to have a good time."
Lightning Round
The rapid-fire answers included:
- Spontaneous over pre-planned trips
- Vintage over new season
- "Early riser optimistically, night owl realistically"
- Both LA and New York
- Answering every message "dutifully" rather than muting or leaving chats on read
- Red carpet over paparazzi photos, though ideally neither
- Texts over camera roll being made public. The question was changed from DMs after Homer noted he doesn't have social media.
- Book before movie
- Subway over Uber, "obviously"
- Front row over backstage
The final prompt, "Yes or no?", drew an "Ew" and the observation that "no" is apparently one of their favorite words. The session ended with Homer introducing himself one last time as "the most famous actor in the world" and a joking goodbye: "Homer, right?"
Get it together, Homer. Okay, we're going to be here all night, guys. Hi, I'm Kaia.
And I'm Homer.
And this is Off the Cuff.
Honestly, round one, icebreakers. Last song you listened to?
I checked it just before this, and I wanted it to be Horse Girl, but it was Six Sexy by Metric.
It wasn't Horse Girl? I'm shocked.
Who would win in a trivia competition, and in what subject?
You, in every subject.
Really hoping you would say that.
You are college-educated, and I'm not. So, you in all the subjects.
Yeah, but you say that you dropped out, but it was only because you finished every class at your high school.
They did run out of classes for me. But, high school, not college.
Sure.
You went to an Ivy League.
You're very well-read. I think you could destroy me in literature.
Thank you. I'll take that.
...was probably the first fiction book I read in quite some time.
And yeah, since college.
What's the most chaotic thing that's happened on a shoot or on tour? Have you been on tour?
I've not been on tour. Have you been on tour?
No. For what? These are for someone else. Or a press tour, maybe.
This is my first thing.
Okay, well, what's the most chaotic thing that's happened on a shoot?
Or a press tour. I haven't done a press tour. This might be the most chaotic thing that's happened on a press tour.
Right now.
Right now. I'm living it in the present moment. What's your go-to excuse when you're canceling plans?
Usually, it's that I accidentally double-booked, which isn't fully a lie, 'cause the other booking is with myself, not wanting to go. So, I just say that I—
Well, you're busy enough to pull that off, too.
Yeah.
I have to go with, like, I'm sick, or—
No, you know what? You don't come up with an excuse. You will just text me and be like, "Actually, I don't feel like it anymore." Which I respect and love.
...way.
Yeah. I'm inspired, 'cause I'm always coming up with elaborate lies, so.
Round two, getting personal.
Uh-oh. What was your name again?
Homer.
Homer. What do you know now that you wish you could tell your 16-year-old self?
I mean, I think the realistic one is that being able to play a musical instrument is really cool.
Mhm.
And you should just suck it up and do the time.
But don't you play guitar?
No, I seem like I play guitar.
Yeah, you do. I feel like you would whip it out.
...the drums. I was in jazz band until seventh grade.
And you had a band.
Yeah.
You're lead vocalist, so.
...a vocalist, and I was like—
You're front man through and through.
I was on tour. What's the most surprising thing people assume about you that's completely wrong?
I think probably people assume I don't have a sense of humor, or specifically that I don't have a sense of humor about myself.
No, you do.
Thank you. I—
You got to get to know you.
Yeah, I don't lead with that. I don't think I give off that I have a sense of humor, and I'm very dry, so I think sometimes it just reads as, like, no personality.
I think you definitely have a personality. You have some of the most off-the-wall memes, and as a guy who's off Instagram, the little tastes of the internet culture that I get from Kaia is out of control.
You get some of my best memes.
And she has a secret meme account.
I do. What's a hill you will absolutely die on, no matter how ridiculous it sounds?
If I walk into a room and there's overhead lights, I'm leaving that room. I want lamps. I want side lighting. I want small pools of light around the room. And I want to thank my mother for giving me that good taste, and if people don't agree, I don't think they really have experienced it in the right way.
Yeah, but look at where we—
What do you think about this kind of light?
Dim the lights, please. What's your most irrational fear?
Clowns. And I lived my nightmare the other day at Upfronts, because we got taken to the stage in an elevator full of 16 clowns, because they were there for American Horror Story. I had a panic attack. I was trying to hide it, but it was really not okay.
I found that less scary than, like, the 16 latex suit men.
Oh, that's fine.
Well, that's a Tuesday for you.
That's a Tuesday. That's a Tuesday. No, I've been in that latex suit. Love that latex suit.
For American Horror Story?
Yes, Stories.
Stories.
There's a difference. Do you have an irrational fear—
...normal clowns. They're like sharp-teeth clowns.
Yeah, they're scary. All clowns are scary.
Do you have an irrational fear? I don't know.
Being perceived.
Nuclear war.
That's very rational.
Round three, career questions.
If you had to change careers for a year, what would you do?
I think I want to build furniture. I want to be, like, a furniture designer or, like, a carpenter. I had a pipe dream recently of going to massage school. I was going to go to massage school as soon as The Shards wrapped, which is still in the cards. There's part-time massage school.
You're so strange.
What would you do?
I'd just be a librarian, but I basically already do that.
What's the worst advice you've ever been given professionally, and did you take it?
I've been in acting classes where it's like, don't do anything unless your scene partner makes you do it.
Mhm.
And sometimes, I think, when you're doing film or TV, that's not always the most helpful. Sometimes your scene partner's a little sleepy and they don't want to give you that much, and that's okay, and you still have to kind of, like, watch your own back. You're not like this.
Or they're just doing their own thing.
Yeah, but you are a very generous scene partner.
I like doing scenes with you. So, I'm blushing.
...to say that.
When did you figure out what you wanted to do?
My entire childhood, I was told, like, you're of course going to be an actor, your whole vibe and everything.
You're like—
And I was like, I'm playing baseball, babe. And then I had a close friend who was casting a short film at Brown, and I auditioned for it, and we did it, and it was like the first time that I had done a job where it didn't seem like, even if I was doing a 14-16 hour day, that I was working. So, I was like, that's a pretty good sign.
What comes first, modeling or acting?
Okay, Meg Stalter. She's like, I'm taking a break from acting and I'm doing music. And she's like, I'm stepping away from acting unless I get an email with, like, a self-tape request or a script, or anyone wants to offer me a job, then I'm acting again. And I was like, that's me. So, when there's no acting jobs coming my way, modeling first. But as soon as an acting job or a self-tape request or a meeting comes in, then acting first. So, yeah, that's how I feel.
You're an opportunist.
Absolutely. Describe The Shards in three words.
What's going on?
Scary, sexy, fun.
Is he real?
Ryan Murphy Productions.
Oh, that was way more than three words.
Okay.
Brown University.
How are you and your character in The Shards similar?
I think we're similar in more ways than I would like to admit, but I do remember in high school I was very aware of how temporary it was.
How temporary high school was?
Yeah, just how temporary that moment in your life is. Like, I always thought about being an adult. And I feel like Susan is also very much thinking about being an adult. She already acts like an adult. She's also very maternal, which I feel like I am, and sort of was to everyone on set. And she just makes googly eyes at Robert, and so do I. So,
Can I say what I think?
Yeah.
Well, I thought it off the bat, but what clinched it for me was I saw your handwriting and the way you take notes, and it was exactly what Susan was going to do in my mind in the book.
Okay, how are you and your character different?
I don't own any leather pants. Homer doesn't own any leather pants.
Homer wore leather pants for 6 months straight.
Yeah. And it was a decision that was made like 2 days before shooting. It was like, and then all of a sudden it was like Stockholm Syndrome.
They fit you very well, I have to say. And you can move in them.
Favorite Bret Easton Ellis adaptation?
I feel like I have to say American Psycho. It's just a classic.
I just watched it again like 2 weeks ago.
And?
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah.
Yeah, and Christian Bale, it just doesn't get better than that. So, but maybe it will be The Shards.
Are we supposed to say The Shards?
Well, one that exists that's out already is American Psycho, but biasedly my favorite is The Shards, because we're winning.
Okay, round four, style questions. Homer?
Yes.
Where is this from?
It's of my hat in Euphoria.
Yeah, on the Friends couch, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Ding, ding, ding.
I don't know if it was the real one or if it was like a replica. And, like, then I'm shooting the entire Warner Brothers lot as the Warner Brothers lot, which was really cool.
And you said, "This is Hollywood."
I said, "This is Sam Levinson." He said, "Babe, this is Hollywood."
Welcome to Hollywood.
What is this?
Oh, that's my Little Edie Halloween costume.
Little Edie?
Yeah, from Grey Gardens.
Oh my god, Grey Gardens. I only know Grey Gardens from Documentary Now.
Oh, oh, oh, the Bill Hader, the Bill Hader.
Hader, Fred Armisen.
Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really funny. Honestly, when I chose to do that Halloween costume, I was like, "I want to do Bill Hader doing Grey Gardens." That was my inspo.
Oh, with our friend Graham.
With Graham Campbell.
Who is he?
He was Brad Pitt.
Need money for Porsche.
Do you remember this?
That is also from Euphoria. It's a whole fake movie premiere.
Yeah.
And it was fun. You got to be like a rock star for like an hour and a half, 'cause they had this entire fake crowd going crazy screaming my character's name.
Can I ask you a question?
Yeah.
Now that you've done a carpet, a real carpet, was it easier to do this fake carpet in character than it is to, like, go do a carpet as yourself?
100%, 'cause it's like, yeah, you're playing a character. Look at that guy.
Homer in Euphoria, the most famous actor in the world.
I'm playing the most famous actor in the world. And this?
I fear that might be a skirt that I wore once. I'm really scared that it is.
Do you want the answer?
Yeah.
It's a skirt that I wore once. It was from Topshop. Where was I? Like a Dylan's Candy Bar? Like, it was just—
It is Dylan's Candy Bar. I had a birthday at Dylan's Candy Bar when I was in first grade.
Yeah, it was like the opening of Dylan's Candy Bar LA, and I wore a Topshop skirt and a hat.
...the opening of Dylan's Candy Bar LA?
Someone whose style you look up to.
Our castmate and friend, Jordan Roth. Not even, like, on carpets, but, like, what he wears to set.
To set, and I, like, show up—
...is so sloppy.
He's a genius. In terms of someone whose style I want to emulate,
Mhm.
my mother's style is fantastic. If I could wear the male version of what she wears.
Yeah.
She grew up in, like, Colorado. She's a ceramicist. She just is very artsy crunchy. Is there a fashion era that you wish you lived through?
I think that the style in our show is so good that it made me long for the '80s. So, 1981. I feel like I've started dressing a little bit more like my character, 'cause—
Did you?
Lou and Josh, our incredible costume designers, are the best, and they pulled incredible vintage from the time, like real vintage, and it's all so beautiful. It's so chic. And I clearly did not dress like that in high school. You just got a taste of how I dressed in high school, so.
How old do you think you were there?
Probably like 13, 14. What's one thing or trend you would never wear?
I don't want to say never, but I don't get loafers at all.
No, but I feel like I've seen you wear loafers.
Yeah, you would think, but I don't. I feel like if I'm not wearing a sneaker, I'm not ready to—
Rock.
—to run, to deal with whatever life has coming my way.
What's a trend you quietly participated in that you'd now deny?
When I was like 14, 15, I had a phase where I was wearing a lot of Vineyard Vines long sleeves and Vineyard Vines Shep Shirts.
Sorry, what's Vineyard—
Is that real? Is it that much of an East Coast thing? Really? It's like the shirt with the whale on it. The whale, like the preppy thing. I went to a high school from a different middle school, and all of a sudden everyone was wearing Vineyard Vines, and I needed to fit in.
Okay.
So, I was wearing Vineyard Vines, and I have some friends that haven't forgotten it.
I think you could pull it off now, bring it back in kind of an ironic way.
You're being very supportive.
I want you to have a good time.
Round five, lightning round.
Pre-planned or spontaneous trip?
Spontaneous. Vintage or new season?
Vintage. Early riser or night owl?
Early riser optimistically, night owl realistically. LA or New York?
Ooh, both. Group chat on mute or left on read?
Answer every message dutifully. Paparazzi photo or red carpet shoot?
Red carpet, but neither, but red carpet. Would you rather your DMs or your camera roll be made public?
I don't have social media.
Texts or camera roll, I changed it.
Texts. Book or movie first?
Book. Uber or subway?
Subway.
Subway, obviously.
Front row or backstage?
Front row. Yes or no?
Ew.
You love to say no. You literally, no is your favorite word.
Yeah.
Yeah, yes, no is your favorite word.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yes, yeah.
No.
No. Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah. Thank you so much for watching.
This has been Off the Cuff with Vogue and Homer Gere.
Thank you so much for watching.
The most famous actor in the world.
I'm Homer Gere, and this is Kaia Gerber. Thank you so much for watching.
It was so nice to meet you. Homer, Homer, right?
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